When you out Dortmund come money doesn’t score goals, when you come from the capitol city we shit on you and your song 

When you out Leverkusen come let the goalie equal home, when you on Schalke come is that for us an away win 

When I’m far far away, if at Juve or Rome, think I Hamburg my perl and sing home sweet home
Oh Hamburg my perl, you beautiful city, you are my to home, you are my life, you are the town on which I can
 
When you out Bremen come, gives for you here nothing to pick up, when you out Rostock come stay at best equal to home
When you out Cottbus come, you come actually from Poland, when you out München come we take you your leather pants out
When I’m far far away, in Athens or on the cathedral, think I Hamburg my perl and sing home sweet home
Oh Hamburg my perl, you beautiful city, you are my to home, you are my life, you are the town on which I can
Ausnahme, weil es heute mehr ein sarkastischer Blog wurde, da passt das. 
Passend dazu, direkt aus der HSV-gesponsorten griechischen Märchenecke:
Dabei gilt der aus Stuttgart gekommene Belgier mit ghanaischen Vorfahren eher als der Mann für das defensive Zentrum
Orel Mangala:
Nationalität: Belgien  Belgien
DR Kongo  DR Kongo

Der Lügenbaron kann nicht mal richtig abschreiben.